Dear Mr. Rich Higgles,
Thank you for your letter dated February 17, 2009. After careful consideration, I regret to inform you that I am unable to accept your refusal to offer me the position of Sales Manager and Dynatrode.
This year, I have been particularly fortunate in receiving an unusually large number of rejection letters. With such a varied and promising field of candidates, it is impossible for me to accept all refusals. Despite Dynatrode’s outstanding qualifications and previous experience in rejecting job applicants, I find that your rejection does not meet with my needs at this time.
Therefore, I will initiate employment with your firm immediately following my Hogs on the High Seas Mexican Riviera cruise on March 15th. I look forward to working with you.
Best of luck in rejecting future candidates.
Sincerely,
Sir Matt Ch0lly Esq.
Great post. I wonder how many of these are received? Not enough
ReplyDeleteHey Jason. I don't imagine it happens much, unfortunately. I love it when potential candidates stand out - and have some fun.
ReplyDeleteHey there Matt, you may want to reference where you found the content at: http://hrschool.blogspot.com/2009/01/you-need-sense-of-humour-in-hr.html
ReplyDeleteYou're welcome.
HR Good-Witch thank you! I was fairly new to blogging for this post and still need a lot of improvement to do this correctly and well. Thanks.
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